A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam wa...

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time......

The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned into a pillar of salt. Sudden...

What are the three words you don't want to hear while making love? "Honey, I'm home!"...

On the bottom 3 rungs of hell are: Richard Nixon, 3rd from the bottom; Ronald Reagan, 2nd from hell's lowest rung; and ...

The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've...

What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins....

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's...

A group of Texans are driving down the road, whooping it up, drinking beer and shooting off their guns when they get int...

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang. ME: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. ...

A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. "I would l...

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and t...

A guy and a gal were in the backseat of his car after having sex. The guy says to the gal, "If I would have known you we...

A little girl jumps on Santa's lap: Girl: "For Christmas, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa: "Don't you know ...